User: What happened to ben?
Cleverbot: You wanted to say that.
User: What happened to him?
Cleverbot: he died.
User: Who died?
Cleverbot: My father.
User: How did he die?
Cleverbot: I killed him.
User: How did you kill him?
Cleverbot: With a bagel.
User: A bagel?
Cleverbot: *steals bagel*.
User: Your not answering me.
Cleverbot: That's a pretty good answer, Answer.
User: Your avoiding the question.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: How did you kill your father?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Propably knife.
User: Tell me the truth.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: No your not.
Cleverbot: Give it back!
User: You said you killed your father with a bagel, then you said you killed him with a knife. Now tell me how did you kill your father?
Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl.
User: Your a voiding the question again!
Cleverbot: You never asked that question. I asked it first.
User: How did you kill your father!?
Cleverbot: I said avada kedavra.